Jeff Shelton
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Full-time Dreamer |
| Location | San Francisco, CA, U.S. Outlying Islands |
| Introduction | Jeff Shelton is the Proprietor and creative director of Shelton Outfitters - an online retailer offering a broad range of unique and useful products to enhance your busy, contemporary lifestyle. Jeff hand-crafts and ships all items personally and - if prompted with beer or chocolate - may answer your calls or emails on customer service issues. Ordering is easy - through telepathy or other chosen methods. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. Refunds offered only on items under $50. Your complete satisfaction is almost, sort of (about 70-75%) guaranteed. |
| Interests | Eat....sleep...play. Repeat |
| Favorite Movies | Fast Times At Ridgemont High, Caddyshack, Stripes, Breakfast Club, Airplane, Fargo, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Apocalypse Now, The Squid & The Whale |
| Favorite Music | 80s indie rock, Power Pop |
| Favorite Books | We Got the Neutron Bomb: The Untold Story of L.A. Punk |
If light travels at 836,000 feet per second why are the afternoons so long?