Tipsy McStagger
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Maritime |
| Occupation | Gorton's Fisherman |
| Location | St Kilda, Outer Hebridines, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Your lance is long but mine is longer Strong your sword but mine is stronger One stroke more, and now my wronger At my feet lies low |
| Interests | Ruling the world with an iron fist and enlightening the population with the truth and glory of the Gorton's Fisherman |