Elle Emaitch (A pseudonym-- first name is Linda)
- Should I Buy It?
- My Cavalier Approach to Human Decency
- P.U. Review
- SpanishHour -- An Ongoing Review
- Yes, This is Real
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Well, because I never had a pool in my school, I imagine. But whenever I have had the naked in public dream, it's always at the grocery store. Which begs the alternate question-- when I have that dream, why do I never pour a gallon of 2% milk over my head and then hurl myself down the frozen foods aisle slip-and-slide style?