Gender	Female
Occupation	Goat-herder
Location	Nomadic, Kazakhstan, United States
Introduction	I am a biology/chemistry nerd turned makeup addict and notorious cheapskate. High-end or low-end, I love them all as long as they perform. Questions? Email me at rfcmakeup@gmail.com

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

The story of the bald frog and the wig? No no, that's completely inappropriate for children. They don't need to know why certain follicularly-challenged frogs need wigs! They're much too young to know about that kind of thing right now. But the story about the bald toad with the wig-- that's different. Quite simply, the wigs keep their heads warm in the winter.