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Introduction	I'm a fake local celebrity. Listen, it's not easy. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're good and ready for it. The pay is good. The lifestyle is amazing. Women, plentiful. But let's talk about the not fun stuff. Kids. Yep autographs, pictures, and heaven forbid you get low on cash, birthday parties. I can't go out to wax my Trans Am shirtless at the car wash the high school kids hang out at without being mauled by photographers, kids, women ect. I know what you're thinking "That's awesome. I love women." Listen Bubba, they ain't all tens, and God knows I can't turn down a two. But hey, this is what I signed up for. You know what though? When I'm driving through a school zone about 80 miles-an-hour eating ribs and listening to my audiobook "I'm a Fake Celebrity and You're Not" and see my face plastered 80 feet up on a billboard, well you just can't buy that feeling. Well I can, because I'm rich. But you can't.

Introduction

I'm a fake local celebrity. Listen, it's not easy. I wouldn't recommend it unless you're good and ready for it. The pay is good. The lifestyle is amazing. Women, plentiful. But let's talk about the not fun stuff. Kids. Yep autographs, pictures, and heaven forbid you get low on cash, birthday parties. I can't go out to wax my Trans Am shirtless at the car wash the high school kids hang out at without being mauled by photographers, kids, women ect. I know what you're thinking "That's awesome. I love women." Listen Bubba, they ain't all tens, and God knows I can't turn down a two. But hey, this is what I signed up for. You know what though? When I'm driving through a school zone about 80 miles-an-hour eating ribs and listening to my audiobook "I'm a Fake Celebrity and You're Not" and see my face plastered 80 feet up on a billboard, well you just can't buy that feeling. Well I can, because I'm rich. But you can't.