Gender	Male
Industry	Automotive
Occupation	Manufacturer's tool
Location	Louisville, KY, United States
Introduction	The things that you, a complete stranger should know about me are as a follows: I masturbate with my off hand, I like to cry in the mirror (sometimes directly after masturbating), I cut myself to feel alive then pass out from the sight of blood, I wish that I were impotent, I have two sons(coincidence?), I love flaming hot cheetos, I love chocolate milk, Spirituality good Religion bad, I prefer fatty foods over sweets, I am cynical and think that positive people are naive, I think that this blog is a waste of virtual space.
Interests	Cutting myself to feel alive. Interpretive ballet to the BEe Gees. Flipping coins on rhetorical questions. Public Nudity. Competitive Beer drinking. Making Crystal Meth. Mindless banter. I'm interested in interesting things, usually bland conversation, ideas, and activities do not interest me.
Favorite movies	Braveheart, Gandhi, Snatch, BloodFart: The Rise of Famous Anus, V for Vendetta, newer Batmans(C.Nolan), Goonies, Anchorman, American Psycho, LOTR trilogy, 50's and 60's samurai films starring Tatsuya Nakadai
Favorite music	The Killers, Dave Matthews Band, Deftones, System of a Down, Rage, Jack Johnson, Foo Fighters, Damien Rice, The Mars Volta, The Killers, Ray LaMontagne, Iron and Wine
Favorite books	Anything Vonnegut, The Grapes of Wrath, all of Dan Brown's brain porno, Ghost Soldiers, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Common Sense, Rights of Man, Into the Wild, Running with Scissors, Gore Vidal essays.

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

Stick vacuum nozzle into anus, turn on vacuum, keep mouth open or eyes will suck back into skull, after that, tilt head and beat the other side with palm of your hand.