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| Introduction | One part man, one part machine, and one part watermelon popsicle, this is the life of a man in the midst of transforming into a full-fledged cartoon character. As is, I have developed the ability to run off a cliff and achieve 3 seconds of hang time, aiming for ten by transformations end, my never-aging serum is almost complete, and my invincibility level is at 76%. If you have any questions on how to become a cartoon character, don’t be afraid to ask. |
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