Fatty
My blogs
| Occupation | Tomtheivery |
|---|---|
| Location | Somewhere in, East Texas |
| Introduction | Yes, I write these postings for my own purposes, not to entertain strangers. Although, if you are mildly amused, then all the better. Life is a wonderful struggle full of chaos, sadness, and beautiful absurdity. I prefer to wallow in and thoroughly enjoy the latter. Because nothing in this universe makes me happier than my nutty family, because I have seasonal, situational, and sentimental ADD, and because I drank too much as a teenager, I have to record all this nonsense or else I'll move on to using my Dyson and feeding my numerous cats and cleaning the kitchen sink and completely forget that any of it happened. |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
Because I wet the bed?