the geek shall inherit the earth

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Introduction I'm manufactured in a natural maple woodgrain effect with well proportioned units (with 65 mm channelled backs to conceal pipework), long smooth lines and stylish handles to give a real touch of elegance. Appliances, worktops and lighting are available separately....hang on...sorry, that's not me - it's my kitchen.
Interests Eating, Sleeping, Reading, Computing, Films, TV (thats 'television' and not 'transvestite', largely as a result of my hips)
Favorite Movies Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Duck Soup, Company of Wolves, Kind Hearts and Coronets, Barbarella, Pulp Fiction, Serenity, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monte Carlo or Bust (obscure, I know, and full of national stereotypes - but a comforting childhood choice)
Favorite Music Gorillaz, Pixies, REM, Beatles, Breeders, Throwing Muses, Blur, ELO (recent convert to)
Favorite Books Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell, Song of Ice and Fire Sequence, Lud in the Mist, Picture of Dorian Grey

If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?

Where are my spoons?