Gender	Female
Industry	Education
Occupation	Physical Therapy Aide
Location	Huntington, wv, United States
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	Mom, Homeschooler, fight detangler, XBOX negotiator, feeder, of 2 boys, Midwife trainee, firearms instructor, and wife of one greatly tolerant and wonderful husband. We have dreams of living in the woods off the land one day. For now,, we're just doin' the best we can!
Interests	Knitting, crochet, scrapbooking, homeschooling, sleeping, local history, general arts and crafts
Favorite movies	Office space, falling down, Major Payne, My dog skip, A river runs through it, Legends of the Fall, Tombstone,
Favorite music	Norah Jones, Jewel, 80s rock, The white stripes, BEPs,
Favorite books	A Tree Grows in Brooklyn

Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:

I can't. I've never been good at breying like a jackass.