chiefpayne

About me

Gender Male
Industry Military
Occupation Command Chief
Location Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction I've picked the winner in 5 of the past 7 elections, would like to have sex with Ann Coulter, think we should keep our troops in Iraq until the end of time if necessary, and am the poster boy for cognitive dissonance.
Interests Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, annoying leftie pinko hippies who have an affinity for anal sex jokes
Favorite Movies Top Gun, The Green Berets, Spartacus, Far From Heaven
Favorite Music Toby Keith, early Wagner
Favorite Books My Pet Goat, How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life