Uncle Ivan
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Occupation | "Freedom" fighter |
| Location | Atlanta, GA, United States |
| Introduction | I freed the prisoners from Auschwitz but am a holocaust denier. I like milk. |
| Interests | Tanning, Leopard wrestling, Foot and Scalp massages, The Hague |
| Favorite movies | Anything by Michael Moore, Monte Python and the holy grail (the rabbit scene is terrifying) |
| Favorite music | Funk, Jazz Funk, Opera (with a funky beat) |
| Favorite books | The living history of Haywood Jablwme, Oprah's night time tea recipies, Home defense of rabbits |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
Easy, small plastic statues of Lady Liberty. Except we'll put my nephew's face on there.