Uncle Ivan

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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Military
Occupation "Freedom" fighter
Location Atlanta, GA, United States
Introduction I freed the prisoners from Auschwitz but am a holocaust denier. I like milk.
Interests Tanning, Leopard wrestling, Foot and Scalp massages, The Hague
Favorite Movies Anything by Michael Moore, Monte Python and the holy grail (the rabbit scene is terrifying)
Favorite Music Funk, Jazz Funk, Opera (with a funky beat)
Favorite Books The living history of Haywood Jablwme, Oprah's night time tea recipies, Home defense of rabbits

You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

Easy, small plastic statues of Lady Liberty. Except we'll put my nephew's face on there.