THE LOW LIFE
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Manufacturing |
| Occupation | MAKIN IT NICE |
| Location | NEW YORK, NEW YORK, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | My physical type *cannot* be classified by science, my `familiar' is a triceratops, I feed it Men from Mars! I weigh 273 pounds in zero gravity, *blow me down*! Yes, I'm the goddamn Man of the Future! Yes baby, I'm 273 feet tall and have 666 rows o' teeth; I was suckled by a triceratops! I'm *radioactive*, I make a *spectacle* of myself! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I am *armed* and *loaded*! |
| Interests | Drinking vodka, finding the crappier side of life, getting tattoos, using 19th century slang. |
| Favorite movies | ZARDOZ |
| Favorite music | All things rock and roll. Almost. |

