shannon wolfe
My blogs
| Industry | Transportation |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Restaurant manager, artist, writer. |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Ah, my introduction. I remember screaming, covered in blood, surrounded by strangers in some sort of ritual garb. One of then cut me, and handed me to the apparent matriarch of this strange group, while still I screamed in terror and now pain. But she smiled at me, and held me close, comforting, all the while smiling and singing a little song. I began to calm until I realized that I now belonged to her and this crazy cannibal society! I was their newest slave! I struggled, but all for naught, as the woman had wrapped me in a blanket, tight like a delicious, delicious burrito. Would I meet my end in a stew pot? I decided to sleep on it. Here I am, 35 years later, not eaten yet. They must like me... Yes I'm Odd, but Odd creates pretty awesome art. Check it out. Need to make horns? Got those. Need a mask? I do those. Need a leather bowl for your change and fancy what-nots? Want a skull thing crocheted? A warm scarf with ears? Can do. Need a poly clay sculpture that'll scare bad dreams into you? Done! Top hat? Crafting hacks? Also pretty jewelry, hair doodads, and term papers, but you have to at least give me a brief synopsis. I'm Odd, and I can do anything! Mwahahaha!!! �� |
| Interests | Dogs, Intelligent people, Intelligent people in armor with dogs... |
| Favorite movies | Falling down, The Chronicles of Riddick, House of1000 corpses, The Green Mile. |
| Favorite music | All Maynard, all the time. But if I can't, I'm really digging on Highly Suspect right now. Rammstein is fantastic. |
| Favorite books | Anything by Steven King. If he wrote a menu for Denny's I'd steal it and read it under my covers 1000 times. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?
I am a pirate and I laugh at whatever I want, especially poop deck (hehehehe)! Skarsgard yar!