Eludius
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Maryland, United States |
| Introduction | This blog is a satire. None of the things that appear to be false are true. Most of the facts are correct. Many of the opinions are mine. None of the opinions or false statements are to be taken seriously. |
| Favorite Movies | Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Wag the Dog, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Napolean Dynamite, Trading Places, Bull Durham, Star Wars, Clerks. |
| Favorite Music | Classic rock, country, instrumental, and steel drums. |
| Favorite Books | John Adams by David McCulloch, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catch-22, Dracula, Huckleberry Finn, Rise to Rebellion, Alan Shrugged |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
green pumps.