My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Male
Location	Maryland, United States
Introduction	This blog is a satire. None of the things that appear to be false are true. Most of the facts are correct. Many of the opinions are mine. None of the opinions or false statements are to be taken seriously.
Favorite movies	Monty Python's The Holy Grail, Wag the Dog, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Napolean Dynamite, Trading Places, Bull Durham, Star Wars, Clerks.
Favorite music	Classic rock, country, instrumental, and steel drums.
Favorite books	John Adams by David McCulloch, To Kill a Mockingbird, Catch-22, Dracula, Huckleberry Finn, Rise to Rebellion, Alan Shrugged

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

green pumps.