Gender	Female
Industry	Government
Location	Maylands, Western Australia, Australia
Introduction	Growing older disgracefully wearing purple with bling
Interests	Knitting,shopping,cycling,shopping,fashion,window shopping which leads to shopping,cross stitch (not so much now but many UFOs),teddy bears (see X stitch!),shopping,making frequent visits to Crossways yarn store,
Favorite movies	Bladerunner,LOTR,Moonstruck,Hi Fidelity,anything with Johnny Depp (no sound required although Chocolat,Pirates...what's not to like?),
Favorite music	Clapton,Jeff Buckley,The Beatles,Beck,Tom Waits,Nigel Kennedy,China Crisis,Rolling Stones,Ludwig Van
Favorite books	LOTR,Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,Patricia Cornwell,Kathy Reichs and other such who done its,sci/fi/fantasy

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Through the crack in the space-time continuum.