Gender	Female
Occupation	Funemployment, presently
Location	Philly!, PA, United States
Introduction	I have no idea if anyone will read this beyond the three people who originally encouraged me to start blogging. Fuck it. Let's find out. And you may as well know from the start: cursing happens here, a LOT. I'm 42, female, and very taken. So don't even start. Blog owner will not tolerate racist, homophobic, sexist, mean-spirited commentary even a little bit. So don't even start THAT shit, either. There is a better than zero percent chance that this blog will not survive to see February, but let's see how it goes. All reasonable questions will be publicly answered. I am virtually impossible to embarrass. Play nice with each other.

What kind of tape is best for creating a sculpture?

Duct tape. Duh.