Friar Yid (not Shlita)

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Education
Occupation	Educating others and myself.
Location	Northern California, United States
Introduction	"God never told anyone to be stupid."
Interests	Genealogy, Judaism, Israel, Politcs, Humor, Satire, Writing, Comic Books (graphic novels).

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Thank you for the cock, Aunt Phyllis. I use it every morning, and my wife's fond of it, too. (Though we do have to hide it from Grandma.)