Occupation	I could tell you, but then . . .
Location	U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction	I think I'm a reincarnated goalie . . . where else do you have nicknames like "Gump," "Rat," "Apple Cheeks," "Shrimp," or "Turk?" Me? I'm "Lumpy"

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

Gary Bettman is still Commissioner . . .