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About me

Industry Student
Introduction I am the guy who makes everyone else look good just by standing next to them. The above sentence works two ways.
Interests Football, Reading, Writing, Music. Quizzing.
Favorite Movies Pulp Fiction, The Departed, Black Friday etc etc etc etc
Favorite Music Travis, U2, Coldplat etc etc etc etc
Favorite Books Crime and Punishment, The Grapes of Wrath, Life of Pi etc etc etc etc

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

That cock spurts syrup rather copiously. But thanks anyway.