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|I am the guy who makes everyone else look good just by standing next to them. The above sentence works two ways.
|Football, Reading, Writing, Music. Quizzing.
|Pulp Fiction, The Departed, Black Friday etc etc etc etc
|Travis, U2, Coldplat etc etc etc etc
|Crime and Punishment, The Grapes of Wrath, Life of Pi etc etc etc etc
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
That cock spurts syrup rather copiously. But thanks anyway.