Splat Guy
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Canberra, Australian Capital Territory, Australia |
| Introduction | Once again I've been absorbed, as if by osmosis, into the public service. My public servant colleagues are horrified to find a Howard fan in their little Labor Love Nest. Allowing them to say they've now met someone who voted for Little Johnny has become one of my main pleasures in life. |
When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?
And how!

