Herbert B. Patrotage
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Location | Turks & Caicos Islands |
| Introduction | controversial and fictitious human rights activist |
| Interests | hockey, politics, irreverent pseudonymous quipping |
| Favorite books | "What Chicks Dig", "Chicks Dig Me", and "Uh Beh-Beh" |