Law Girl
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Lawyer |
| Location | Midwest, United States |
| Introduction | I am an enigma wrapped in a riddle. I am the girl your momma always warned you about. I am the girl your daddy would love. I am destined to become the crazy cat lady, and I'm staving that off as long as I can. |
| Interests | I knit, therefore I am. Oh, and I read way more than should be allowed. |
| Favorite movies | Fight Club, Princess Bride, Lost Boys, Neverland, When Harry Met Sally, Office Space, Space Balls, and the entire Star Wars series...even the bad ones. |
| Favorite music | Depends on my mood. |
| Favorite books | Anything by the Neils...Neil Gaimon and Neil Stephenson. Lately I've been reading a lot of fairly campy fantasy like George Martin and Robert Jordan. Someday I'll read something to enrich my mind...wait, I do that at work. |
If mud is dirt plus water, what is clay?
They guy who didn't win American Idol, you know...the one who insists he's not gay.

