Mad Fashionista

About me

Gender Female
Occupation Being Fabulous
Location New York City, United States
Introduction I spend a great deal of time being too fabulous for words. Plus size and proud, not afraid to offend lesser minds. Surrounded by incompetent staff. House MD addict. Jesus pesters me by mooching cheese sandwiches.
Interests Fashion, Plus Size Fashion, Plus Size Vintage Womens Clothing, Jewelry, Sex, Celebrity, Fame, Vintage Womens Clothing, Plus Size, Movie Stars, House MD
Favorite Movies Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The Importance of Being Earnest, North By Northwest, and anything starring my dear friend (albeit in the afterlife) Lana Turner
Favorite Music Beethoven, Mozart, Debussy, and when no one is around, Elvis, Reverend Horton Heat, and Nine Inch Nails. A girl has to loosen up sometimes.
Favorite Books If I had time to read I'm certain I would adore Edith Wharton. You don't ask for favorite magazines! THAT I have time for! But you'll never know, will you??

You can whistle and steam can whistle, so why do you sing in the shower?

I don't shower, I bathe in a swan-shaped bathtub. Steam is so common.