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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | musicbox, holy blasphemer |
| Location | reno, nevada, United States |
| Introduction | garett grow is the only person who can see and defend us from god's invisible army of dinosaurs and leprechauns. he wields a machete blessed with the blood of baby seals so that he might perpetuate greater american ideals such as shame in masturbation and fearing mortality. he holds serious aspirations to one day make guest appearances in comic books. |
| Interests | zombies, music, smart people, dumb people, offending anyone, the word cunt, substance abuses, and our darker perversions we innately share. |
| Favorite movies | 28 days later, fear and loathing in las vegas, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, children of men, sunshine, the aliens trilogy, and other things perceived as goodly done. |
| Favorite music | eric dolphy, john coltrane, radiohead, olivier messiaen, jon brion, andrew hill, thelonious monk, and too much else. |
| Favorite books | the o'reilly factor for kids: a survival guide for america's families |
How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?
fingernails are primarily composed of a protein called keratin, and garett's lucky ass gets to eat big bowls of 'hannah montana's sugar-frosted holy-fucked keratin flakes' for breakfast every day! this leads us to the obvious conclusion that mr. grow would be tall enough to scratch god's balls with little or no strain.