jonna
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Texas |
| Introduction | I am an effortlessly stunning, happily married mother of three well-mannered and docile children, who spends her leisurely days in the lap of luxury. (Hopefully your sarcasm threshold is high...) Really I'm only stunning in a cross-to-the-other-side-of-the-street-there's-a-crazy-woman-losing-her-mind kind of way. My kids are, well, they are boys... And my work week includes a full 168 hours of Rescue Heroes, chauferring, cleaning up entire bottles of syrup not-so-carefully emptied onto the kitchen table or removing urine from my refrigerator! Surely, a carelessly littered carnival grounds look is someone's version of luxury. In all seriousness, though, I am happily married to the luckiest man on earth... |