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Okapi
On Blogger since: January 2005
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GenderFemale
IndustryEducation
OccupationGlorified Answerer of Phones
LocationScotland
IntroductionSlightly wrinklier than I thought I would be by now. That is all.

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

Isn't a bard a singer? And doesn't that somehow look like "bastard" but shorter? Think I'll use it. You're such a bard.

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