Location	Somewhere NonSpecific
Introduction	Um, I'm kind of a big deal. I am basically awesum. I'm not vain, even though this blog is about me.
Interests	money, finances, paying off debt, budgeting, cheap ways to travel, fun things to do for free, making extra cash
Favorite movies	Working Nine to Five

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

If I got out of a tree by stapling a squirrel to a dead monkey, this should be easy.