Gender	Male
Industry	Publishing
Occupation	Chief of Ranting and Sarcasm
Location	Ferret, Burrow
Introduction	I am running for the Presidency of the United States. On a platform of more Naps and Dancing, and blueberry ice cream...oh and that is not all. I can solve the world's economic crisis, the recessionary issues, and a host of other problems... I have a secret plan to win the war on cupcake sprinkles as well. If elected, I intend on letting everyone take as much vacation time as possible. Also, I would like to solve Hollywood's crisis, by lowering movie star pay: watch more re runs.
Interests	What is this, a survey? Do I sound retired, sitting at home waiting for the phone to ring, so I can answer some minimum wage earner's questions. Worse! They are probably a volunteer.
Favorite movies	I'll get back to you on those. It's 5am, and I just can't get into this, besides, I am crying my eyes out, the emotionalism of McHales Navy get's to me.
Favorite music	Hillbilly Ghetto Rap
Favorite books	My own.

Radio wire is often used to make bird nests. What station do they listen to?

How cheap is dirt?