Gender	Male
Location	United Kingdom
Introduction	Sandvich and me are coming for you. I'm a student, and a capitalist. These things very rarely go together. Probably because of what Labour's done to the education system.
Favorite books	The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Watchmen, The Encyclopaedia of Libertarianism, Watchmen a trillion times over. Rorschach <3.

When you hesitate before hitting snooze on your alarm clock, are you being lazy?

That's like, triple lazy. You're too lazy to be lazy, you lazy asshole.