Subminister For Propaganda
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Sub-Minister For Propaganda, USA MHS |
| Location | Los Angeles, California, United States |
| Links | Wishlist |
| Introduction | Since joining the Ministry of Homeland Security, I've found my voice and purpose in life by denying the same to my fellow citizens. My political philosophy is simple: the sooner World War III comes, the sooner Jesus will return to Earth on his awesome wave of thermonuclear devastation and death. I work every day to make that dream come true. Those who oppose this goal are Evil and should be put down like rabid dogs. Oh, and I like kittens! |
| Interests | Warrantless eavesdropping on could-be-terrorists, subverting restrictive constitutional red tape, extraordinary rendition of our enemies, datamining for islamofascists, preserving embryonic American life, correcting improperly counted election results, censuring UnAmericans |
| Favorite movies | 1984, The Seige (not the ending!), The Shape Of Things To Come, 1984, On The Beach, The Day After, Invasion USA, Red Dawn, Dr. Strangelove (especially the ending!) |
| Favorite music | Any marching band music (Souza preferred), Pat Boone, Vanilla Ice, Toby Keith |
| Favorite books | 1984: A Training Manual For Dummies! |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
When his Islamo-Extraterrestrio-Fascist corpse lies a'smolderin' in the grave!