Viva La Munchausen's
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Corpus, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is, we both like to spread our 'stink' around. The second is we both get hit by cars a lot. The third is stripes. |
| Interests | My interests include but are not limited to: The study of poor white trash and their direct influence on today's modern society. Impossilbe metric conversions and researching people who actually "enjoy" exercise. French culture,hole digging, and the mating patterns of blind aphids and albino midgets. The arduous task of Squirrel tagging while singing traditional & non-traditional Irish drinking songs. Recording bad analogies ie:The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't or He fell twelve stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. Formulating new words ie: HOMOPATHETIC=that gay guy who wears sunblock indoors and brings his own toilet paper (wetnaps) to work. Let's not forget my unbridled passion and continued dedication helping those paralyzed from the waist up. Every important life altering decision I make can be determined with my trusty magic 8 ball. |
| Favorite movies | I love anything with Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, and/or Jack Black. I am a big fan of M Knight Shammarammadingdong movies. Oh yeah and any movie with "Ernest" in the title. |
| Favorite music | I like music that speaks to me loud enough to drown out the voices in my head. There's no particular genre or artist. Music isn't the beat or the dance tune to me--it's about moments I shared with people,daydreams I have had, or what I use to cover the screams of my victims so as not to alert the neighbors! I am also El Presidente of the IHTKPSMMIBOYC (I Hate Toby Keith Please Stop Making Music I Beg Of You Club Intl) |
| Favorite books | I love books they are great for propping up a table leg or dresser! You can use them to start a fire when you're freezing cold. And if you're an uptight christian,feminist,or extremist burning books is a great way to make a point about something that no one really gives a rats ass about in the first place. You can also hide your credit card bill from your husband inside them or a letter from your Sancho-very convenient! Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. I think if books had more pictures and less words I'd read more |