L.P. Hovercraft
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | I'm currently "taking some time off" to "find myself". |
| Location | 1971 VW camper van (primer gray), Riverside-upon-St. Johns, Floriduh, United States |
| Introduction | For the past five years I've been traveling: investigating every phenomenon from alien astronauts to Atlantis to the Bermuda Triangle, even Bigfoot! I'm a SCIENTIST (I'm an astronomer... well, an unemployed astronomer). |
| Interests | Sasquatch, Yetis, Turtlenecks, Bigfoot, UFOs, Aliens, Ghosts, Sport Coats, Sea Serpents, Jazz Flute |
| Favorite books | ALL of 'em, any of 'em that, um, have, have been in front of me over all these years. Um, I have a vast... um, honestly I've just really been watching A LOT of TV lately. |

