JFKul

My blogs

Gender	Male
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Harassing The Masses With Blogs
Location	Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Czechia
Introduction	I gave up my modeling career for the deep sense of personal accomplishment that can only be found in working retail. I blog during commercials while watching reality television. Women who are really upset with their boyfriends find me charming and attractive.
Interests	I enjoy forcing squirrels to fight for sport, watching The View, engaging people in small talk while they're trying to work and threatening the status quo through mindless rants.
Favorite Movies	Judge Dredd, Showgirls, Weekend at Bernie's 2
Favorite Music	Polka and Disco
Favorite Books	'Are You There, God? It's Me, Margaret.'

Why on God's green earth are you reading this?