da buttah
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law |
| Occupation | guess! |
| Location | only the strong survive, new jersey |
| Introduction | let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure. |
| Interests | if it gets me out of my apartment, I am more than interested |
| Favorite movies | Death To Smoochy, Boondock Saints, Memento, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Old Skool, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, ACE VENTURA!, etc |
| Favorite music | anything but country, although hip/hop is starting to suck mad cock lately. |
| Favorite books | Invisible Monster, Stranger Than Fiction, Middlesex, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Kissing in Manhattan etc etc etc |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Milkshake does not bring all the boys to my yard, so fuck Milkshake. Apple and I are in love.