da buttah

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Law
Occupation guess!
Location only the strong survive, new jersey
Introduction let us not sugar coat shit: i am a bitch. i say exactly what i think, but never what i feel. i'm a hypocrite, a sweetheart, and a tease. i'm a sarcastic, cynical, blunt cunt of a woman, yet i'm strangely loveable and unfeigned. go figure.
Interests if it gets me out of my apartment, I am more than interested
Favorite Movies Death To Smoochy, Boondock Saints, Memento, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Old Skool, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, ACE VENTURA!, etc
Favorite Music anything but country, although hip/hop is starting to suck mad cock lately.
Favorite Books Invisible Monster, Stranger Than Fiction, Middlesex, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, Kissing in Manhattan etc etc etc

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Milkshake does not bring all the boys to my yard, so fuck Milkshake. Apple and I are in love.