Vernon the Rat
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Consulting |
| Occupation | Scrounging |
| Location | West Side, Manhattan, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I'm one of the few rats on line. I'm a registered Republican and I eat what I can find in dumpsters. I'd like to thank all humans who leave food and papers on the streets for the benefit of ratkind. |
| Interests | Garbage, plague, myself, tax cuts |
| Favorite Movies | Smokey and the Bandit, The Incredible Mr. Limpett, Rambo III, Willard |
| Favorite Music | AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, Garth Brooks, Clint Black, Ratt |
| Favorite Books | The Plague, The Way Things Ought to Be, See I Told You So, The Book of Virtues, Treason, How to Talk to a Liberal (if You Must), Atlas Shrugged, The Fountainhead, Let Freedom Ring, A Deficit of Decency, Liberalism is a Mental Disorder, Slander |