smc

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Gender Female
Industry Law
Occupation Attorney
Location Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction I'm a Harvard Law graduate, a chips and dip addict, and surprisingly good at choreographing slow-motion action sequences. Spelling is not my strong suit. Neither is keeping my mouth shut for my own darn good. But hey, we are all works in progress.

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Claudia, Thank you so much for the rooster-shaped syrup dispenser! Our old dispenser (the tomato-shaped one) had sprung a leak in the stem and was unfit to be out on the table when guests stopped by for breakfast. We hadn't had pancakes out of shame for almost two months. We shall call the rooster Alfonso. I hope you can stop by for pancakes soon and see him in action. Love, smc