UNCOUTH ADVENTURES FROM THE BOOK OF DIRTY

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Gender	Male
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Actor/Comedian/Writer
Location	Clarks Summit, PA, United States
Introduction	JAMES HOLEVA presents "UNCOUTH ADVENTURES FROM THE BOOK OF DIRTY." My dirty tales of creepin’ are completely true… I lie all the time to get laid, schmooze and con people out of cash, but the one place the uncouth truth finds its way to the surface is in my stories. People ask me all the time why I have to be so dirty and offensive… to me it isn’t dirty and offensive… it’s my life. I’m not going to apologize because I don’t live like a pencil pushing, routine obsessed, pedestrian putz. If you do live like that, this is my gift to you. Feel free to live vicariously through my torrid tales of drunken hedonism.
Interests	My name is JAMES HOLEVA and I enjoy girls, sex, creepin', drinking, scheming and dancing.
Favorite Movies	Way too many to mention... Swingers, The Godfather 1 and 2, Goodfellas, The Departed, Caddyshack, Animal House, American Pie Trilogy, A Few Good Men, Wedding Crashers, Old School. I'm also big into TV shows like Entourage, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The Loop, Grounded Fpr Life, 30 Rock.
Favorite Music	I love a wide range with Guns N' Roses, The Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi and Elton John nearing the top of my list. I'm also big into BuckcherryFrank Sinatra, The Ramones, Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre.