Gender	Female
Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Domestic engineer
Location	not far from Lincoln, North Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
Introduction	Little, chubby (ok, fat then), blonde, beautiful, fibber (well, blonde's right...approximately), disabled, deaf and daft. I enjoy making sugar flowers and am reasonable at it, though they probably wouldn't win any prizes.
Interests	Cooking, cooking, cake decorating, sugarcraft and making sugar flowers, cooking - oh and daytime telly and reading
Favorite movies	Can't think of one but must be funny and clean - probably why none springs to mind. Quite enjoy old b/w films
Favorite music	Not really all that keen on music of any sort but if anything it has to be QUIET.
Favorite books	Whodunits (I'm into Patricia Cornwell at the moment. She's brilliant!), humour, cookbooks, sugarcraft books and magazines. I am currently banned from reading funny books in bed cos hubby can't sleep for the shaking of the bed and the stifled cackling from my side!

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

No, they can read it themselves