trinko
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | i was found under a rock by a wandering tribe of Albanian nuclear physicists. Used as a radioactive source for a series of illegal interstellar rocket tests during my youth i finally escaped by imitating a government bureaucrat and boring my captors into a coma. i made my fortune by suing the developer of the pet rock for copying my personality. Financially independent i settled down to a life of leisure in the American Midwest. Unfortunately i lost my wealth through a bad investment in a biotechnology company which was attempting to develop a mouse which looked like Elvis. Forced to wander the world i started taking odd jobs as a lowly computer programmer. |
| Interests | Developing a virus that will mutate the DNA of leftists so they will become part Vulcan. That way they may begin to think about how to fix things rather than just go with their feelings. |