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About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	I don't work because I am LOADED!
Location	Middle of Nowhere, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
Introduction	I am on a Quest for Free LOVE...failing that...I'm willing to pay! I don't care as long as it's a female with a pulse. Confused androgenous girly looking males may be considered in times of famine.
Interests	Donkeys, donkeys, donkeys!!, Serial Killers, Murders in general, Stamps, Cheese, rape, Jelly, Embroidery, Legs, Am I allowed to say, necrophilia, Bodies, masturbation, rubber, strap on dildos, Irish stew, russian women, females, rohypnol, stain removal products, antique porn, wigs, mannequins, electrodes, hamsters, I am also a keen collector of:, pants, knickers, bras, undergarments.
Favorite Movies	Silence of the Lambs, Animal Farm, Captain Corelli's Donkey, Enter the Donkey, 12 Donkeys, Seven Donkeys for Seven Brothers, ...all the usual stuff...though I no longer own a telly. I binned it in a panic one evening during Coronation Street when I thought the TV Licensing crowd were at the door...turns out it was some Jehovahs Witnesses. They didn't put up much of a struggle. Blood's hell to shift from tan coloured flares.
Favorite Music	Daniel O'Donnell, AC/DC, Susan McCann, Foster & Allen, Anal Death Wish, Moira Anderson, Twisted Testicle, Rev.William McCrea (not his heavy stuff though), Balls Deep, anything that swings, acid house, all Irish dancing music, Smurfs, Icelandic throat singers, that woman off X Factor (not the plastic looking one - the other one - I like her). ..to be continued, Oh and I'm rather fond of Tindersticks too - they're a melancholy bunch but they speak volumes to me. Throbbing Gristle, The Penile Extensions
Favorite Books	How to Murder the woman at number 17 and other tales.

Do you believe that forks are evolved from spoons?

Ask Alanis 'Ironic' Morrisette....I hate that bloody song...although she does have a face like a spoon