Dark Fury

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Gender Female
Location United States
Introduction "She lacks the indefinable charm of weakness." Oscar Wilde
Interests Comedy, Theatre, Music, Politics, Travel
Favorite Movies Anything made by Frank Capra (Shut it. If you don't want to live in a Capraesque America I don't believe I want to know you.), Woody Allen (No. That isn't his daughter so, again, shut it.) or Christopher Guest. The Front, Secretary, When Harry Met Sally, Blade Runner PS? Mel Brooks is G-d. No, seriously. He is. You didn't know? Sinner.
Favorite Music Blondie, Frank Sinatra, The Clash, Mersey Beat, The Fratellis, Dean Martin, Mob Hits I-III
Favorite Books Dorothy Parker, Douglas Adams, P.G. Wodehouse, Terry Pratchett, Jane Austen, Federico Garcia Lorca, Philip K. Dick, I Claudius, A Town Called Alice, To Kill A Mockingbird, Pope Joan, Stephen Fry

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