Digger the Dog
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Lantern Hollow, United States |
| Introduction | My family tree is filled with German Shepherds, Rottweilers, and many more good and brave and loyal dogs who loved their persons and like to for to eat many yummy things. They were all very good and loyal and happy dogs who were very smart...until they died. Dying is not my fav-or-ite thing 'cause after you die, you are dead and you can not for to eat any more yummy food or chase stupid ducks so that they make the funny noises. |
| Interests | My fav-or-ite things is to wake up in the morning...or after a nice nap. It is also my fav-or-ite thing to go to sleep. It is especially my fav-or-ite thing to sleep in my person's bed after he falls asleep and can't see me and shoo me down where the floor is not as soft and is not my favorite thing. My person, Sheridan, is also my fav-or-ite person, and I love him because he scratches where I can not reach and gives me lots of yummy food. My fav-or-ite thing is taking my person for a walk. And my other fav-or-ite thing is to chase the duck-birds at the park, 'cause they are stupid and have feathers and make funny noises. And my other fav-or-ite thing is watching the magic box on the Food channel 'cause they make yummy food on that channel, and yummy food is my fav-or-ite thing. |
| Favorite Movies | My fav-or-ite movie is Beetoven, 'cause he is a good dog and he is very brave and he can for to eat lots. He is also very funny and helps his people to duh-feat da bad man because he is smart and his people are smart and they love him and he is a good dog. |
| Favorite Music | I do not like music. It hurts my ears. My person says that oboes sound like ducks. I like ducks 'cause they are fun to chase and they are stupid and I like to make them lose their feathers 'cause it is funny. |
| Favorite Books | I like maga-ga-zines because da pages are easier to turn with my paws and my tongue and they have big pictures of yummy food. |
Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?
My statue would be made of bronze 'cause bronze has da mostest letters like yummy bones. Yes. (*tail wag*) I think so. And my bronze statue would be to commemorate my vic-ictory over dat squirrel dat somehow always gets away after stealing pieces of my yummy food so that I can not for to eat it.