jAndy donka-donk

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Technology
Occupation LabWhore
Location Mountain Screw, Cali, U.S. Outlying Islands
Introduction I love short walks on the beach, slow cars, cloudy sunsets, burnt chicken, hairy toes, sticky nickles, old milk, fat ankles, running out of clean underwear, rodeo on OLN, reality TV and being short.................
Interests Playing Spades on the toilet, getting my ass handed to me on two wheels
Favorite Movies all movies are worth seing once, some twice, some need to be bought and some should be worshipped
Favorite Music my ass after a damn case-a-dilla
Favorite Books velonews cyclesport procycling and anything else with pictures of men in spandex with looks of pain on thier faces.....

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

sounds stupid, when does a moist waffle fall onto a hot griddle?