Sparkles
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Janitor |
| Introduction | Welcome to my life. It isn't much, but maybe someone out here in America will take comfort in finding that, even though there is a crack in your iPhone screen, you have a better life than me. I'm not trying to complain about what I have or what I do. I'm just an unlucky person in general. I'm also awkward. |
| Interests | Diners, cleaning, eating, drinking, fun, food, living the good life, skydiving, high education, laughing, comedy, satire |
| Favorite music | Smashing Pumpkins, 50 Cent |
| Favorite books | Ray Bradbury, Stephen King, Thomas Harris, Anthony Burgess, John Updike, J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, Dan Brown, Chuck Palahniuk, Bret Easton Ellis, Stieg Larsson, Max Brooks |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
That would never happen to me. I always remember to put on my pants, except for this one time.