Noodles Barker
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Superstar |
| Location | London, England |
| Introduction | I was born in a caravan to someone who didn't have a clue how lucky they were... A very nice lady named Lisa rescued me for a very hefty price, in the hopes of making me a winning show dog like the rest of her Dachshunds... When I was about 6months old, I developed a Wry Bite, which means my jaw doesn't close properly, so my tongue is forever hanging out the side of my mouth- needless to say, I couldn't be a Showgirl after all... Lisa kept me for a long time, but thought I'd be better off with my new Mommy and Daddy, living the Big City life in London... Boy was she right! Since moving into my new home last year, my paws have barely touched the ground... I spend my days with my Mommy, either in South Ken where she works, or running about town picking out clothes for photo shoots she styles, or with my Daddy, at the pub he manages in Soho. We're forever getting invited out to events, fancy dinners and fashion shows by all my Uncles and Aunties- I love my extended family!!! I also have a little sister named Perla, who actually is A LOT bigger than me: she's a Miniature Shar-Pei who lives with my Auntie Gemma and Uncle Stef. Together we're known as Mini and Skinny!!! |
| Interests | I love Chicken, Oranges, Avocados (even tough they're bad for me), Sleeping, Hiding in Kitchens, Being the Centre of Attention, Burrowing in Designer Fashion, My Extended Family, Chasing after Old Men in the Park! |