Deteriorata
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Minion of Gozer |
| Location | The Land of Ice and Fire, Midwesternland, United States |
| Introduction | An aging child of the 70s trying to make sense of the 21st century. Speaking of which, have any of you seen the Schizoid Man? He owes me money. |
| Interests | food, sleep, sex, wine, craft beer, good books, wandering aimlessly, singing loudly with headphones on, dead rock stars, jangly guitars, technology, writing, talking to myself |
| Favorite movies | Anything directed by Wes Anderson, anything with a soundtrack by Jon Brion, classic film noir, classic depression-era comedies, anything featuring the Monty Python guys. I love a good mystery, movies that make you think, movies with subtitles, movies that make you laugh and say "oh that was just so WRONG!" |
| Favorite music | Old hippie stuff, prog rock, classic funk, britpop, and impossibly cheezy pop music of the 70s and 80s. I've also been known to listen to some hipster / shoegazer bands from time to time. |
The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:
I knew this frog, you see. I mean, I knew him when he was human! He used to play keyboards for an obscure progressive rock band. One day, he smoked some magical herb from a giant hookah that some rainbow colored house centipede handed him...