Alyssa
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Domestic Diva |
| Location | Whitby, Ontario, Canada |
| Introduction | I am a 33 year old diva, from the U.S. (Kansas to be exact). |
| Interests | Taking walks, reading, chatting with friends, and shopping (how redundant is that?) and I also like going to concerts. Oh yeah....I just got a nifty little mp3 player! YAY! Now I can jam to my tunes while I do my 2 mile power walk in the mornin!! WOOOOT!! |
| Favorite movies | Saw, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, ...damn, too many to list! |
| Favorite music | OMG...too much to list, but I will say that I HATE classical, bullshit elevator music. |
| Favorite books | Flowers in the Attic, also anything by Stephen King. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie, Thank you so much for the sweet, sticky cock.