Occupation	sage at too young an age
Location	my mind, the universe
Links	Audio Clip
Introduction	a short-haired girl with longhaired ideas.
Interests	listening to vinyl, writing poetry, worrying about global warming, eddie izzard, clowning, trying to find queer characters in classic lit, hors d'oeuvres, being able to spell hors d'oeuvres, hardcore knitting, ranting, making clothes+unique smoothies, eating chocolate, sitting in the street and meditating, begging for a garden, really good food, odd movies, depression, ecstatics, central park.
Favorite movies	yellow submarine, hair, gypsy, across the universe, being john malcovich, the search for signs of intelligent life in the universe, godspell, the graduate, malcolm x, the triplets of belleville, star trek (the original tv show), mangal pandey, mr. smith goes to washington, dress to kill (eddie izzard), the meaning of life, the truman show, willy wonka and the chocolate factory with gene wilder.
Favorite music	beatles, cake, hair: the american tribal love rock musical, sweeney todd, jesus christ superstar, billy joel, uncle bonsai, bob dylan, joni mitchell, kimya dawson, the weavers, the fugs, elysian fields, the lovin' spoonful, simon+garfunkel, the who, ragtime, godspell, fiona apple, the cranberries, liza minelli, philadelphia chickens.
Favorite books	the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster, through the looking glass and what alice found there, i am an emotional creature, the illiad, the secret life of bees, dangerous angels, the girl who owned a city, the mysteries of harris burdick, hippie, the return, zorgamazoo, its your world-if you don't like it, change it, the annotated alice, the hunting of the snark, the butter battle book, the lorax, the round sultan and the straight answer, MAKE magazine, the series of unfortunate events.

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

there is no well. it is only youself. eat the well and give the leftovers to the goat.