Gender	Male
Industry	Human Resources
Location	Frankton, Indiana, United States
Introduction	Father, Husband, Cyclist, Writer, Vegetable Farmer, Closet Cowbell Player.
Interests	Gardening, self-sustainable living, nature, cycling.
Favorite movies	Gross Pointe Blank, Juno, Raising Arizona, Bladerunner, Forest Gump, Joe Dirt, The Jerk, Donnie Darko.

The children are waiting! Please tell them the story about the bald frog with the wig:

What is her name?